hello blog. i was wondering what electronic devices will be invented in the future that i won't know how to operate:
1) it will be something small that plays sound from now-ish times, like the way the Apollo satellite is playing a Beatles record (true fact). It will be tiny, most like a music box, but very complicated, so that only my grandchildren will be able to access my memories, forgotten by then.
2) holograms.
3) self-driving cars.
4) teleportation. I think I'll be scared of vaporizing and dematerializing, and I hope I have a friend to go to one of those charitable YMCA classes to teach seniors new skills like vaporizing and dematerializing. Maybe there will be a video platform like Youtube where the young can laugh at the incompetents who accidentally arrange their torso in the Federated Saharan States but their head at a luau in the newly tropical Montreal Province.
5) the tram to the new moon will be very crowded and annoying. people will be taking pictures and there will be a guided audio tour that i will wish was optional and with headphones. they will sell cheesy souvenirs like uranium necklaces.
6) what if they un-freeze Walt Disney?